April 21, 2011 -

This is a humorous essay I wrote for my senior English class. It was the last essay of the year, and I'd gotten nearly perfect scores on all my previous essays, so I figured I didn't need to take this one too seriously. It is supposed to be a problem and solution essay, and the topic was to detail our life goal and the problems we would encounter in trying to achieve that goal. What goal is of more importance than surviving the zombie apocalypse?

April 13, 2011 -

As I was programming a website application this last week, I ran across a cool little snippet of PHP and MySQL code that can be used to increase updating performance, in certain cases. For me, it drastically cut down the number of individual queries I was running.

April 5, 2011 -

This is a guest post by my good friend Jonathan Vaughan, known also by psuedonym Nick Durron. I've given him a more public forum to expound on some of the problems with he sees with 3D cinematography.

April 2, 2011 -

I was reading some Nietzsche this weekend while visiting the University of Idaho. I was inspired by a brilliant little aphorism and jotted down this quick little story. I admit it is somewhat poorly written and maybe not the best way to convey my point.